This winter (Dec 2014–Feb 2015) was the warmest ever recorded, probably another sign of climate change. I’m proud to say that Michigan did its absolute best to reduce the overall average as much as possible.

Stupid state.

February 2015
source: NOAA

Crankiness Rating: 11 out of 11 (We need to start patrolling our northern border and stop those Canadians from bringing their cold down to the U.S. I propose a chain-link fence)