This is a list of all articles, because I’m old and need help remembering stuff.
5-Year, 2-Month, 20-Day Itch – What Would EMan Buy? For his wife?
There Is No Substitute… for a Vacation Day – A pilgrimage to the Porsche Museum.
Stelvio Pass – I take on an Italian mountain pass and didn’t die.
Crossy Kids – America at the Crossroads. Or Crosswalks.
Rechts vor Links – The one where I complain about Germany. Again.
Are You TÜV Enough? – I fought the German bureaucracy, and you know, we compromised. I gave them money, they gave me stuff back.
The Streets of Venice – Boats. There are boats everywhere.
2016 Geneva Auto Show – Pictures and stuff.
All Is Well Again – My car arrives in Germany all in one piece.
Well, Hallo, Deutschland – @#$%^$&*(!!@$$&)! Also, #@$%^$&$!
Oil Voodoo That You Do – The one where the internet just sucks me into its gaping maw. Also, oil and stuff.
150,000 Is the New 100,000 – Age and death and destruction and why are we even here.
Black Hats, White Knuckles – Hackers control your car. Have a good day!
iPhone vs the Automobile – Apple. Also, Apple.
A Convenient Truth – A lazy guy buys tires. Also, tires!
DFCO One – Engineers argue, Excel is brought out.
Big Hero Loss – Denise McCluggage.
Happy 150,000 Miles! – STI.
Gas Mileage — The Numbers Game – How I sometimes drive like a sane person. Also, Excel.
Tracing Further Back in Time – Have I mentioned that I still have my Excel 2.0 floppy installation disks?
Traces of My Life – I play with Excel and reminisce.
More February Weather – The world is screwed.
February 2015 — First Loser – I hate snow. And cold weather.
Bentley. James’s Bentley. – Some of James Bond’s cars, including his original in the book.
Live Long and Prosper – Leonard Nimoy.
What the Hell: Is Adaptive Cruise Control? – Who the hell wants to know?
2015 Detroit Auto Show – And yet evener morerer pictures and stuff and things.
A Light Rant – I may be an idiot, but at least I’m still impatient.
123456, #2 – While You Were Sleeping – Stop with this aging thing, okay? (944)
Dr. John W. Melvin – I feel honored to have known such a wonderful person.
Empathy – For the other tranny.
The Mechanic – My cars are old. Please, just fix them.
New Snowfall Record! – Yup, still hate snow.
123456 – 0x1E240 (STI)
2,000 Miles in 20 Minutes – Drive to Florida with me.
Snow Close – No record.
Car Makers That Car – Buy all of their cars.
List of Shame – @#*%!)^$ car manufacturers that stopped putting manual transmissions on their cars.
Coast to Coast on I-75 – Old, cranky driver forgets to exit freeway.
The Manual Transmission Rant – I want it and I want it now.
Groder, Eater of Tires – I hate winter. And potholes.
2014 Detroit Auto Show – Yet evener morerer pictures and stuff.
Wheel on the Subaru Goes Round and Round – I’m still an idiot.
Car Flies Off Bridge – Car flies off bridge.
Snowpocalygeddon – Snow hater compiles statistics on snow.
Fiat To Take Over Chrysler for $4.35 Billion – “Luverly day, eh Guv’ner?”
Italian Rubber – I talk about tires!
GM Has a New Sheriff in Town – Mary Barra
Braking Bad – Just Don’t Do It
Slow and Serene – Paul Walker. Also, last entry in old blog.
Time Passages – Old person has cars with lots of mileage. Also, age and stuff.
Car People – Some people like cars.
Traffic Circle of Death – Doom, destruction, annihilation, very bad.
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye – The Wave (no, not that one in the stadiums).
2013 Detroit Auto Show – Yet even more pictures and stuff.
The Package – Walter Mitty drives to the UPS store.
Busted! – I get a ticket from Germany.
Lies, Damned Lies, and Idiots – Drunk drivers are bad.
Old People with Old Cars – No, not me—the Woodward Dream Cruise.
Slow Subaru, Practical Porsche – After weeks of waiting, my car is resurrected.
RUF Mich An – I accidentally visit RUF.
Autobahn vs. the Interstate – The one where I drive a giant van really fast in the rain with my family, because I’m an idiot.
The Lingenfelter Collection – Or as its called in my head, Heaven.
My Cars Hate Me – Old cars need fixing.
National Donut Day – I say donut, you say doughnut.
One Track Mind – My car dies, but at least I was able to make a video before it did.
Brain Buckets and Brain Donors – Is your noggin protected? (No, your other noggin.)
Dead Man Driving – According to Data, driving is killing us.
EMan’s Road Rules – The Rules of Life. Also, a Ушанка.
The Stereotype Games – Profiling, the Game.
My Sweet Valentine – Of radar and men.
2012 Detroit Auto Show – Even more pictures and stuff.
The Need for Speed Is the Leading Cause of Brain Drain – This may be hard to believe, but some people behind the wheel are idiots.
It’s The Most @#$%(*! Time of the Year – I love Christmas. If it wasn’t for all the people…
The World’s Hardest Job – Raising kids is a piece of cake. Right?
The Gentle Curve of Death – Lots of words for posting a Shania Twain picture.
Where the Rubber Meets the Road Salt – If you drive in snow, buy winter tires. Or else.
War! – Other than the Skywalker family, this is only war I condone.
Shift Happens – I want a manual transmission, @#$%*&!!!
Back to the ’Bahn – Me talking about driving in Germany? That’s new.
Kitchen Pass to Zebulon’s Mountain – I drive to Pikes Peak. Because it’s there.
There Is No Substitute… – Playing with Porsches in parking lots.
My Rubber Fetish – Tires!
Press On Regardless (How Stupid I Am) – I’m an idiot.
German Engineering for Children – It’s a child seat (saved you a click).
The Guy Behind the Man Wearing the White Suit — Not a Review – The Stig’s book.
What Hath Google Wrought? – A self-driving vehicle? That’s crazy talk.
The Vampire’s Highway – Romania’s gem.
The German Paradox — The Autobahn – It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Stigmata – The Stig.
The Sound of Music – All to justify posting pictures of т.А.Т.у.
Still Here – But are we really? (Save yourself a click and pick a different article.)
Sign of the Times – “Keep right, pass the Dutchie on the left hand side.”
Me and My Porsche – A tribute to my neglected 944 Turbo
Kindred Folk – People say mean things in internet comments. (No, really!)
The Egoist – I get impatient while listening to some Falco. And angry. Falco make angry driving.
What Comes after Two Days of Rain in Michigan? – Monday. (Saved you a click.)
Safe at Any Speed – Car and Driver editor-in-chief Eddie Alderman meets with my bosses.
A Bavarian Belle – Salma Hayak is not my German wife.
Mercury Falling – The Bruce Willis movie where an automotive company is euthanized.
Happy Days – A day at the track. Also, the Fonz.
Black Plague II: Electric Boogaloo – I can’t believe BP did not have the environment as its first priority.
Secondhand Texting – Anyone remember what the Blackberry was?
GM Posts First Profits in 3 Years – GM parties hard.
Deborah vs. the Volcano – Eyjafjallajokull wins the battle, but Deborah wins the war.
Google Eyes – Geotagging photos from the days of dinosaurs (1990s).
Distracted Driving for Dummies – What are people behind the wheel really doing?
Will Driving Enthusiasts Embrace Hybrid Vehicles? – No. (But I could be wrong.)
Winter Wonderland – Driving in a Michigan winter.
In the Region of Rally Sports – Walter Mitty drives home.
2010 Detroit Auto Show – More pictures and stuff.
Briar Rose – I look up Dornröschen while I read to my kids.
Hyperactive Miler – The one where I try to get good gas mileage.
We’re Finally Number One… – Michigan’s gas prices lead the nation
An Unexpected Turn – Follow the leader
Exxon Reports Highest US Corporate Profits – How much money again?
Ford Loses $12.6 Billion in 2006 – Is that a lot of money?
Detroit Auto Show Attendance Is Down Again – But I’m sure in a couple of year everything will be just dandy.
New Michigan License Plate in 2007 – I don’t like the new license plate.
2007 Detroit Auto Show – Pictures and stuff
Some of My Driving Pet Peeves – Vol. 1 – Where is volume 2?
A Driver’s Rant – Why do I do this?